Live blogging from Dani’s house…..

What to watch on TV tonight?????? Hmmm, pr0n you say, well thank goodness we have such a wide variety of choices. Something for everyone if you will:

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Let’s read this together, from the top down:

Wet Vivid Bl0ndes (as opposed to Dry Dull Brunettes)
H0nkin’ Cans (This is my favorite title. Don’t make me mock this.)
Adult Guard Supp0rt (Is this pron or a Depends commercial? Either way, we don’t want to know.)
Well Hung Amateurs: Size XXL (Pron super-sized.)
Big 0rganic Racks (Even pron goes green, why haven’t you yet?)
Intense Er0tic Escapades 4 (If at first you don’t succeed; try, try ,try again.)
69 Village Ghett0lici0us 1 (I don’t even know what that means. Is that English?)

Not pictured:

Naughty Bedtime Stories 2 (Yawn.)
Getting Stoned (Been there. Done there. Got the t-shirt. It wasn’t that exciting.)
Inside the Pink Door (Ewwwwwww.)
Tic Tac Toes 2 (Dani thinks Toes should say Hoes.)
Bad Girls & Good Fellas (That sounds about right.)
Women at Work (I wanna know where these women are working. Are they hiring?)

And last, but certainly not least we have Amateur Angels 20. Yes, this means that there were 19 previous installments of Amateur Angels. Apparently it is very easy to get your wings in Heaven.

Looks like we’re in for a fun night. Stay tuned, you never know what will happen next.