“You just want our big Ross.” - Rich

“Mary’s too busy curling her hair.” - Rich

“Tuxedo hoodie.” - Rich

“I am not going mattress surfing at your wedding.” - Mary

“Do you take Christy and all of her donkeys to be your lawfully wedded wife?” - My Big Redneck Wedding (Thank you CMT)

“We need 100 more checkers and 100 less Mexicans.” - ignorant bitch behind us at Ross.

Sausage polo- Look it up on the Interwebs.

“Omg, they’re hosing her down!” - Mary, watching My Big Redneck Wedding

“Let’s go home and constipate the marriage.” - groom from My Big Redneck Wedding

“Nobody should ever go to Olive Garden ever!” - Dan

“SpongeBob Squarepants!!!!!!!”

“Dani, you there?”
“Ringo.”

“Your son smells like boogers.”

“I happen to love my various smells and germs.” - Patrick

“You’re a stinky, stinky sea star.” - SpongeBob

“Its booger time.” - Patrick

“Dry clean my uvula!” - SpongeBob

“They’re attracted to my whistley holes.” - SpongeBob